Dee Dee is My phone.
She so new that she ain't paid for.
I was playing softball at Prospect Park and hit the jawn to second base.
I guess that is when someone got me.
I let my guard down, cuz I was juiced to be competing.
Im Athletic. AND. I like to win.
So blog fam.
I request your assistance with helping me replace my
beloved Dee Dee.
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The thing is, because she is so NEW, I gotta pay for her AND her replacement.
I ain't the same w/o my Dee Dee.
On Mommas.
I don't know how people recover from having folks break
into their homes, because just dealing with a NEW, STOLEN
phone is bad enough.
I don't think I would be able to stay in my house after someone robbed me.
At least not without a few gats.
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1. Goes outside to payphone.
2. Calls Verizon. Cancels phone and cries.
3. Buys 20 oz corona.
4. Breaks out Newport from the emergency pack from 2005.
5. Keeps waiting for phone to ring. Then remembers that she gone.
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What has someone stolen from you?
How did you handle it?
Have you recovered?
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