So I have seen it twice in 24 hours.
I know. I have a prollem.
The first time in BK downtown, everyone got all the witty jokes.
Second time, midtown, teenagers were there and the white people
got mad at how loud they were.
Which brings me to the TEN REASONS WHY KNOCKED UP
WILL BE THE FURST DVD I BUY:
1. She needs to get an A word. What an a-smortion?
Yes, she needs to go to the a-smortion clinic and get
2. "You look like Babe ruths gay brother, Gabe Ruth."
3. What did you think I had on a d-ck skinned condom?
4. You were drunk? Was your vagina drunk too?
5. You came in here dressed up like a cholo on Easter.
6. Your nothing but a Doorman. Doorman.
7. I hate my job. I can only let in 25% black people.
8. I will f*ck you. I will TAP that ass.You old, not as in the earth,
but as in the club. She pregnant. I can't have old and pregnant
women running around the club.
9. So did you get a lot of flack when you changed your name from
Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam.
10. Dude. The shrooms are turning on me.
Thank god for Judd Apatow.